I haven't fallen in a hole and died. I don't think.....

I haven't blogged in ages. Not for lack of wanting to, but for lack of anything to write about. It's been relatively boring around here. No one has blown anything up, tripped over anything (well, I may have, but I'm not saying...cause no one likes a braggart.), or done anything worth posting. It's been unusually calm. That scares the crap out of me. It usually means someone is about to do something that I'll never be able to live down. It means I'm in for some ribbing from my friends....and they are gonna laugh behind my back to my face. You know how that goes....they pretend that they are laughing with you when in all actuality, they are laughing AT you. I've been trying so hard to be good lately and make sure I'm raising my kids to be good. They're not perfect yet, but I'm working on it. My son is going to be Troy Bolton in his Middle School's play, High School Musical. I'm very excited for him. Ok, for me...I forced him to audition. Bragging rights you know. He's a great singer, and pretty handsome if I do say so, but this whole HSM thing is soooo not him. It's messin with his cool o meter. And frankly, it's gonna be a little strange for me since I have a sick crush on Zac Efron. (He's legal, so I'm covered.) I will not go into it, but oh my gravy, that boy has abs you could grate cheese on. Sigh.....I digress. Ok, so back to the original reason for this post. I have nothing worth posting to post. I'm still kicking, and I haven't fallen off the planet. Not that anyone reads these anyway, but if on the off chance you do, I'm still here. Hiding behind that bush over there. Crap.